Hello, my name is Paul Utesch, and I love cookies. I do have an order of preference, but notwithstanding, if you give me a cookie, chances are I will eat it. Something else I like to do is running. Recently I have started new speed training. With speed training they talk about not only maximizing the speed of steps you take, but also increasing your stride length and frequency. To reconcile the two subjects I've brought before you, I will never be outrun by the gingerbread man. This cookie, upon being baked, takes off for no apparent reason. Maybe he doesn't want to be eaten. Maybe he is just a jerk. I don't know what the motive is, but when I look at his legs, I see that there is no room for lengthening of stride and the flexibility of cookie legs would limit the speed of steps taken. I am somewhat of a reasonable man, so I would provide the cookie temporary asylum. What happens after that is much too graphic to publicize here. Sorry.

On a more serious note, you all may have noticed McCains choice for vice president. McCain has a solid strategy. He has negated any criticisms over inexperience. Sarah Palin is inexperienced, ineffectual, and completely opposite from what McCain's going for. Back to McCain's strategy. He met Palin once, but saw on some poll that she is the most popular governor in the USA. The governor of Alaska. McCain's strategy, is to butter this biscuit known as the democratic victory, helping to make it a memorable one. He is alienating his party, a sketchy and uneven party, more so with every decision he makes.